We are watching a movie tonight – Can’t Hardly Wait. It is one of the funniest movies! I first saw it when I lived in Gainesville – I lived alone and Chris was in Orlando so I rented it by myself. I’m sure my neighbors hated me that night – I couldn’t not stop screaming with laughter! If you haven’t see it, you must!
Seth Green is one of my favorite characters in the movie as Kenny Fisher.
Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this – They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, “Class… or sex? What shall I do?” Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?
Ritchie Koolboy: What?
Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, “What’s up yo?” she be like, “You don’t know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa” cuz I don’t yo.
I also loved the William character – and when he plans on not having alcohol and he prints out a chart on how many spirits he can have and avoid getting drunk. He didn’t study it too hard because before long he is wasted -but before that he tries the beer.
[after drinking his first beer and spitting it out]
William: Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!
Then later on the dance floor:
I can’t feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS!