I got this by email and I thought it was funny:
Rick was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him ” Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in less than 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!! ”
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure
was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.